It’s all a MESS! An Evening of **Smutty** Monologues with Convergence-Continuum

What a MESS!

Another war leaving the world in shambles. Gas prices are down right filthy. Data centers polluting our waters. Endangered animals are fighting to breathe. Deserts with fast fashion piled to the heavens. Why does such greatness seem to leave such a stain?

It’s like, tripping over one thing to have something else come crashing down.
With everything piling up, what are we supposed to do?

We embrace it. We roll up our sleeves and go ass-over-elbows. We lap it off the floor. We scoop it out. We get down on our knees... on all fours... on our backs. We polish. We lather up. We swab. From behind, from the bottom, from the top-- We get at it from all angles because we're not above any mess.

Ain’t nothing too dirty.
Ain't nowhere we won't stick our hands.

Join us as we lean into the mess!
A night of bawdy, irreverent, and deliciously smutty monologues where we tackle the worst of the grime. Let's see if we can clean up and disinfect this world a little bit… or if we just have to revel in it.